U:

URA Moonie if you named your cats "Luna" and "Artemis"

V:

Vivid Software, software for soft minds

W:

When in doubt, ask someone who knows

X:

Xmas Carol >> Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say

Y:

Yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker.

Z:

Ziggy says that there is a 10% chance that you've leaped into @TO@!

And finally...

Quark. This kanar has gone bad. - Dax

(Wednesday, 22 April, 2026.)