K:

Killing time takes practice.

L:

Lieutenant. Congratulations. Welcome on board. Carrey

M:

Modern women don't have hot flushes, they have power surges

N:

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut

O:

Old musicians never die. They just decompose!

And finally...

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring

(Wednesday, 22 April, 2026.)