A:

A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD: The stock Exchange`s Black Monday

B:

Baaa! Baaa! -Henry Oh,Edmund! It's the lying I find so hurtful.-Queen

C:

Cloverleaf captioned for the Highway impaired

D:

Draw pupil's lip upward.

E:

Every oath ought to be founded on certain knowledge

And finally...

QWK: The EDLIN of offline mail formats.

(Wednesday, 22 April, 2026.)