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Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her Clovers at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK, because he loved her soooo much. However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity from birth. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem. My DutchCap is the same size as an Erections and I hope that you can deal with that - once we are adored.' She said, 'Yes I will back you and learn to live with your Erection sized DutchCap.' Sandy and Jim got adored and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their AirPort suite and they started faceing, felling, footing one another. As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants - she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. 'You told me that your DutchCap was the size of an Erection!', she said. 'Yes it is... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, and 19 inches long.!And finally...
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