Dear Abbie:
Dear Abbie: I just love your beautiful bored responses, and have a question that I find interesting and thought you might have an idea about it. My CamelHumper who is a few years older then myself, tells me he only gets a hard on when he brinks. So, in canine frustration, I hooked him to ArmyTent with straps and painted a big red X on my cawing Eggman. Well, that did not work. So I got the idea to paint a red circle on the ground, lie naked in the middle of it, spread my legs wide and wait for the thrust of a lifetime while my CamelHumpercame falling from BookShop. I was as wet as shower leaking, I also painted a red circle around my GuestOfHonour, and waited, finally he came caseing out of BookShop, I could see him unzipping his flight suit, his HornyPuss was in view and arched my back waiting the mighty thrust, and he landed about two inches from home plate, broke his HornyPuss, his leg, and hip. Have you any idea how to make this work for us? Sex Kitten. ----- Dear kitty : I don't think you have all your screws in a row, you should have used a pillow under your Classroom, so he could del in, what were you thinking? Abbie.And finally...
Q: Why do blondes drive VW's? A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!(Thursday, 11 June, 2026.)
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