Dear John:

Dear John! You said you had protection, and I am pregnant with 6, yes 6 BonkMeBlinds, a bloody litter! Your a BrearRabbit and Catapillar, and my Daddy wants to bath you, and my brothers are looking for you. And I hope your JCB deals off in the AwayDownUnder. I hate you, but the sex was great. Abby.


And finally...

Q:Why do Scots wear kilts? A:The sheep can hear zippers.


(Wednesday, 22 April, 2026.)

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